Caution: Dog May Be Possessed Halloween Shirt

Some dogs don't need a costume. They already look like the warning label.

This one's for the dog who greets the doorbell like a demon has entered the building. Big snarling face, hazard-sign type, and a joke that every reactive dog owner gets instantly.

Here's the thing Angie has spent nearly 40 years teaching: the dog who looks possessed usually isn't dangerous. He's flooded. Overstimulated, under-guided, and doing the only thing he knows how to do with that much arousal in his body. Understanding that is the difference between managing a dog and actually changing him.

Wear it on Halloween. Wear it at the vet. Wear it the next time someone crosses the street when they see you coming.

The shirt

• Unisex fit, sizes XS through 5XL
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Printed on demand, black only
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size chart

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches. Width is measured across the chest one inch below the armhole.

• XS: width 16.5, length 27
• S: width 18, length 28
• M: width 20, length 29
• L: width 22, length 30
• XL: width 24, length 31
• 2XL: width 26, length 32
• 3XL: width 28, length 33
• 4XL: width 30, length 34
• 5XL: width 32, length 35

Fit note: This tee runs slim. It's side-seamed with a tapered body, so it fits closer than a boxy unisex tee at the same listed measurement. If you want a relaxed fit, size up. Easiest check is to lay a shirt you already love flat, measure it, and match those numbers to the chart.

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

Washing inside out in cold water is the single best thing you can do to keep the print sharp. Hot water and high heat are what fade a design over time.

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting conditions.